What Not To Do When You're Bored

Yesterday evening someone was watching a movie

and

the actress in the movie had a super-short fringe

so

the girl in (this) story

started (out of sheer boredom) to contemplate butchering her own fringe

So she stood in front of the mirror

for a very very very long time

before finally picking up the scissors

*snip snip snip* they went

She stopped to peruse

"Can I go shorter?"

She thought so, so she did

*snip snip snip*

Stop to gage.

*snip snip snip*

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Fast-forward to the next morning.

"Turn towards me, look at me", says Gayle.

I give her the full frontal.

She scrutinises, scrunching her face up like a chocolate muffin.

"I think you look cute"

"Sure not?"

Long....pondering silence.

"Yeah babes, you look cute, it kinda frames your face"

"Okay, I know I look cute, but what I am really asking is,

if you were a guy, would you still look at me?"

She shrugs and looks intently down on work that has suddenly materialised.

Er, I'll take that as a No.

Fuck.