I Want One!

This is Friday's post, since I missed out.

My mate calls me up out of the blue,

asks me whether I know what a "promise ring" is.

"How should I know? I'm not a girl, I don't know about things like that," says I.

But seriously, I went out and helped pick a Promise Ring.

So nice, solid brushed white gold, with diamond some more.

Jealous.

I want a boyfriend!

Please please please can I have one?

I only want the free jewellery.

Pretty please?