Not Just Anal

I'm not just anal, I'm also weird

and not both at the same time

Like sometimes

I wear stripes and stripes to work

to see if anyone would notice

and the last time I was at Pangkor Laut

I wore horizontal stripes and vertical stripes

together

to fuck all the posh guests up

Anal people like me,

always get fucked up about things like that

ah, but what's even more fucked up

is a weird anal person

trying to fuck other anal persons up