Wednesday, June 01, 2005

My Hair Smells Nice Today

But its too short so I can't bring locks to my nose to sniff,
have to resort to tossing my head left and right
so the wisps of smell can waft into my nostrils.
(not happening right now cos Gayle's lunch is totally overpowering everything)
Thank You Charles Worthington.
I really like it when:
Men who are fond of you
sniff your hair
when they think you wouldn't notice
Hallo, us women are sensitive, intuitive creatures lah wei
we are capable of accurately predicting where you left
(Honey, have you seen my...)
your wallet/keys/right sock
without even looking up from our books
So what on earth makes you think
we don't kno
w when you (think)discreetly
sniff our hair?
We just pretend we don't know.
Sweet innit?

3 comments:

Edgar "Jobe" Gasper said...

hair schniffings nice...i like sniffing(as in smelling) lotsa stuff...ask capes, he can testify...

hair of a loved one is the ultimate.

other winners:
- Wet ground after rain
- Sea air
- New car smell
- Mud at a fishermans wharf

sigh...cybercafe smells just aint cutting it right now...

Eaglet said...

Is sea air, air that exists in the sea?

you left out the smell of underground parking areas.

and petrol

and peaches.

Edgar "Jobe" Gasper said...

yeah, i meant sea-breeze :)
i think its one of the aces because it picks up almost no CO/CO2 and other nasties on the way to ur nose

and yuppers! petrol rocks!!!

I also discovered this other thing...if u stick ur head in the freezer and press the button that makes it think the doors closed, u get a really nice smell from the gas coming out. however hard u inhale thru ur nose, u cant seem to get enough of it :)