Now How Brown Cow?

I am so excited, I'm so excited

This weekend got wedding in KL

and I am going

minus a +one

but but but

my dress isnt ready.

How now brown cow?

I actually already had one made.

But that was during my (2) weeks of fatness.

and now that that has passed (phew...)

my dress too loose.

So had to make new one.

and that tailor aunty hasnt called me

for 2nd fitting yet

what if she died!??!

thats what I'm always afraid of with these old seamstresses.

(yes I do know the word is not tailor-aunty)

but i have to go and get my dresses made

cos I have yards and yards and yards

of beautiful Indian silk that I brought back from

Madras

or I would have to sew my own dresses

(and we all know that's highly unlikely to happen)

So how?so how?

Anyone got dress to lend me?