Oh Crispy, Cripsy

Gayle has just informed me that some people

say Crip-sy

instead of Cris-py.

In a menu that she is proof-reading

its actually spelt that way.

That along with parsil leavs, combinated salad greens

routons, mazzarella, ceasar, g-rills(grills)

I mean, like what the fuck man?

and the worse thing is, the client has already approved

the menu

its gone to print

and soon

it will be on display

for the tourists in Penang

to gaze at in jaw dropping awe

at the sheer atrociousness of written English in this country.

Wonderful innit?