Can You Dance?

It is generally agreed amongst us girls

that men who can dance

are great in bed.

That's not saying that men who can't dance are bad in bed.

But men who can dance have a higher probability of being good.

So there's a higher probability of you being wrong in assuming

a non-dancer would be good

over a good dancer.

And by dance I don't mean

Kavadi-carrier-in-a-trance sort of dancing.

I mean a guy who can groove,

who's got the rhythm down pat.

Not a guy that's got funky jelly leg moves going

but a guy that can shake his booty just a sexily and sensuously as you can.

A guy who moves in tune with you,

takes his time getting to know your style(and vice versa)

one that PullsYouSoClose

that the two of you are barely moving to the music

yet gives you the freedom and space to pump your groove

(depending on the type of tune of course, its not like you gonna slow dance to The Prodigy right?)

Then there has to be the chemistry while dancing.

Sometimes even when both individuals can dance

there's no chemistry

but it can be a lot of fun,

you get to try out new moves

do some hilarious music video shit

and generally just have a blast.

But you kena the one with chemistry,

hmmmmph

sometimes a better form of foreplay.

I'm writing this because I miss dancing,

I haven't been in yonks.

Us, girls enjoy dancing with each other

but once in awhile you miss the

dancing/seduction/two people so totally in sync thing

You know what I mean?

See, I'm an absolute and complete sucker

when it comes to a man who can dance well (especially to RnB)

It makes me drool like a bitch on heat

But we have such a serious shortage in dancing men.

And the ones that we do have,

too much chemistry and just too damn dangerous.

Can tell I've been listening to that stupid Usher again.

Blast!

Maybe I should go to the valley for the weekend?