Cheap Coffee Works Just As Well

Ian's new office is small and narrow
It is a booth with a glass window
I am sitting on Cornelius (the big ball)
and they are chatting in the office
I can see and hear them

I walk to his office
and squeeze myself in
they look up "What's up?You wanna go eat?"
"No." I say, "I just want to feel a part of something."

I lean against the door-jamb
the men talk shop
and we find out that I already know of what they are talking of
in fact, I knew a year ago
So I've imposed myself upon them
but now have to feign interest

I straighten up, do an extravagant piroutte
They look up,
"I'm going home!" I announce
"to shit!".

I bet they love me.