Saturday, March 18, 2006

Go Away!

Apparently,
the ability to be silent
be silent, be still, be silent, be still (what movie be that from)
or at least the ability to speak at a lower pitch
doesn't exist in the chinese genetic make up

Oh god. Why won't they just go?
One group goes, and another comes
it's like someone is deliberately playing
a sick joke on me
taunting, teasing

first they get me aggro that they're here
then they leave, peace, relieved
then the next installment comes
frus.

Emotional Rollercoaster, yo!

On my 3rd coffee.

Alexis here is wearing high-heels. To Batu Feringghi.
(I don't know her real name, think Dynasty)
Lexy be a bimbo.

I am being a bitch. And I am chinese.


26 comments:

Edgar "Jobe" Gasper said...

Ja, lets be a little simpathetic to the Bengs too...its hard work for them to try speaking louder than their clothes and hair-doos.

...how else would they communicate with each other?

:)

Eaglet said...

Goooood One!

¥võÑňĚ said...

Its from that movie...where freddie prinze jr and rachael leagh cook (geez wats with 3 named actors)...wat movie was that??? lol... yeah that movie...

Eaglet said...

Chicken Bones!
Oh thank you oh thank you...now I know which one.Still dunno the name though but too lazy to goooooglleeee

Edgar "Jobe" Gasper said...

Ah bengs in chicken bones?

Anonymous said...

I share ur sentiments..
but have u been stuck with similar: loud-boisterous group of ppl in an elevator, descending from the 21st floor..
and to make it even-more-unbearable, they were ALL female..
I endure this everyday at lunch..

but I am not chinese...
but I muz say, we have our own share of non-chinese "beng-type" of grps that we also endure.. we call them "roja-pu-kaikals".. :)

But like u, I juz endure it and be kind.. and vent about it anonymously.. cuz it is after all a free country.. :)

Meng said...

they live by their ideology mah
LOUD & PROUD

That includes their hair-do and attire
ARGH! *spray insect repellent at them*

Anonymous said...

I'm sure some poor beng soul has been slightly annoyed by loud, obnoxious, English educated know it alls at least once.

Anonymous said...

right....so you are the only person who has the intial j....quite special aren't you?special in that loud, obnoxious, know-it-all english educated type.

Edgar "Jobe" Gasper said...

Things getting warm in here, no? :)

Eaglet said...

Er....
a war in my comment box
cool

Or does 'J' just have split personalities?
Any blackouts my friend? Phases you can't account for?

Anonymous said...

Has nothing to do with the initial. I just want nothing to do with you or your comments... What kind of weirdass feels offended and yet stick around but then cries because he doesn't like people's freedom of speech? Feeling like the odd one out? Go start a blog about english ed people then. Obviously we hit a raw nerve cuz we talk about ah bengs and not really chinese ed people (there is a difference you know - we sometimes like chinese ed people). Obviously you are an ah beng or you wouldn't feel the sting. 'Fox smells his own hole first.' You are the epitome of what I'm talking about.

Loud? Yes. Obnoxious? Without a doubt. Know it all english type? Only cuz I'm compared to you.

Eaglet said...

Jaysus.calm down people.
Go smoke some J (not that I do)
Both of you

Anonymous said...

what makes you think i'm male? there we go...know-it-all...

Anonymous said...

Confusing, No?

Anonymous said...

moral of the story is - stop making fun of people, especially when you don't know them and they have done NOTHING to you. Since when was it a sin to be different? Have a little respect. We've had enough of racism, sexism. Now beng-ism?

Anonymous said...

Oh we're upsetting poor ol' Aja here. So lets not dignify the ah-beng-lian with any more remarks. Wu Liao. I'm sure you know what that means. Go somewhere else to fight... its not a sin to have opinions either. Don't like it? Close your browser.

Sorry Ja. SUBJECT CLOSED.

Anonymous said...

oh crap..
this is worse than enduring the grp in the elevator..
now we have a war between 'j' vs 'j2'..
the original discussion is already hazy..
get a life 'j2'..
its a discussion, no need to be 'exaggeratedly defensive' or 'exaggeratedly offensive'..
reely if u wanted to make a point, after reading all the comments, u cud have come up with a different nick or cud have stayed anonymous.. AND u speak of having choices.. plz lar mate..

Eaglet said...

*la la la la la....la la la la la ...la la la la la la la la la la la...duudooduudooo*
Guess what song ppl?

Anonymous said...

Dude I'm damn lucky I changed my nick early. Now there is a tard fighting with him/her/itself.

Aja: Is it Belaian Jiwa? Did I win? Did I? Gimme gimme gimme!

Anonymous said...

Now we have a 3rd j cuz I was the original j and i changed my nick right away. Um so I'm not posting under j anymore since my first comment ages ago.

I'm avoiding the bitch slapping cuz I dont believe in spoiling other people's blog. The shame. Now play nice and take turns with that one brain cell you two share.

Anonymous said...

yes there is definitely a 3rd j.

Anonymous said...

a third j
indeed there be
call me "j cubed"
not three

Anonymous said...

I think that whatever I have said must have hit a really really raw nerve for bard(j) and anonymous(?).

I guess I'm not allowed to have an opinion of someone else's opinion.

And being 'exaggeratedly defensive' or 'exaggeratedly offensive'(ooohhh BIG ENGLISH WORDS)- I wasn't the one throwing shoes or making belittling comments like sharing brain cells.

And yes there are both loud chinese educated people as well as english educated people. normally, they are just loud people that you get irritated at, regardless where they come from, where they were educated, what language they speak. just loud annoying people.bin the prejudism.

Eaglet said...

wah J3 you very crever hor?

Okay people. Can it.
You are all entitled to your own opinions and I meant no offense to the bengs or anyone with that particular post. In fact I said that not all bengs are beng and that they probably have such a perception of us too. Everyone does.
Yeah, so express your opinions but keep it nice. No need to get defensive or offensive, we're all openminded adults here (I hope)


It was Lovin' You la.

Anonymous said...

Oh you hummed the remix version featuring ludacris hioh.... No wonder didnt get it.