It's 11.30am when the boys breeze in
it's way too early for them to be here
they normally come in past lunch.
I learn that they have been at an event since 7 am
I seem to have been ousted.
They are on-fire, these two, fueled by copious amounts of coffee, I suppose
" Before Aja goes, we have to get her drunk.."
"Whether I go or not."
"... so we can see her put her legs behind her head one more time."
"I don't think I can do it anymore."
Sad looks.
"Well can I put my leg around you head?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You know, all these guys in Eastern Bloc countries all ah,
they like anal sex one you know? So you better get ready to look at your
knees."
I cringe.
" Who says I'm going to be into any of the men?"
They ignore me.
"Get ready for some baggin' " says Ian
"Frodo Teabaggin" continuous Aaron
I stand up
"Look, she's leaving!"
"No, I am not leaving. Coffee is necessary to survive you two."
it's way too early for them to be here
they normally come in past lunch.
I learn that they have been at an event since 7 am
I seem to have been ousted.
They are on-fire, these two, fueled by copious amounts of coffee, I suppose
" Before Aja goes, we have to get her drunk.."
"Whether I go or not."
"... so we can see her put her legs behind her head one more time."
"I don't think I can do it anymore."
Sad looks.
"Well can I put my leg around you head?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You know, all these guys in Eastern Bloc countries all ah,
they like anal sex one you know? So you better get ready to look at your
knees."
I cringe.
" Who says I'm going to be into any of the men?"
They ignore me.
"Get ready for some baggin' " says Ian
"Frodo Teabaggin" continuous Aaron
I stand up
"Look, she's leaving!"
"No, I am not leaving. Coffee is necessary to survive you two."
3 comments:
ok i cant take it anymore!
what the bejesus is a "frodo teabag"?!
I dunno la, the guys inform me that Frodo Teabaggin' is the name of a certain production.
and well, 'teabaggin' I'm sure 666 they all would know.hehe.
Trust me. You DONT wanna know what teabaggin is.
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