Hayte-ing My Hare

Seriously cannot stand this coif okay?
It's like neither here nor there, not long, not short
just plain effing annoying.

Me: Mom will you please cut my hair now? Cannot stand it!

STP: Darling, why don't you wait til you actually
grow some hair to cut?
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Then later someone else texts me

"I love your hair, so MTV"

"I hate it. Neither here nor there,cacat. So unmanageable!"

"It's beautiful, all the same."

And suddenly, it's all goood.