Just Call Me 'Stress Merchant"

Fun with Real Emails
(this is a waste of your time)
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Peter Rabbit to Aja Ng:

Hey belle,

How goes it today? do me favour? Check the attached document
for me for mistakes.

Cheers
Pete x

Aja Ng to Peter Rabbit:

Hey,
Edited where could. Slightly shortened, pleonasms and redundancies.
the one highlighted in yellow is for you to choose either one. Not both.

Have a nice day!

Pea-ass: Any news on maps?

Belle x

Peter Rabbit to Aja Ng:

What the fuck is a pleonasm??? Sounds like a futuristic weapon.

I emailed them earlier, they will give me 2 rooms. Who’s sharing with whom? XXX looks scary in the mornings!!

Sourcing out a decent map.

Later gator x

Aja Ng to Peter Rabbit:

WTF you only called TJR today?
You told me you booked it weeks ago!
PETER that is NOT funny.
At all.

Peter Rabbit to Aja Ng:

No, I did it ages ago but you want to change the date!
So I have to to amend the original booking you big freak oot!!!! Please learn to relax; I will take care of everything dear, no need to be stress merchant.

Aja Ng to Peter Rabbit:

Would that be a trader of stress?

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Stress-merchant. I like it.
Someone should make a wikipedia entry.