A Dented Shin

Last night, I went to a friends house for the first time
As I felt my way in the darkness
towards the toilet
I fell

Into the farking pond

well, it wasn't so much a pond
it ws more like the walkway to the toilet
was made out of steps surrounded by water
with gaps big enough to fall into
obviously

so my shin yes,
dented, very noticeably (if you're raba-ing me) so

I mean, seriously
if you're going to have a funky water walkway to your bathroom
then for god's sake, put up warning signs!
Ones that *blink* in the dark.

Ouch.