Saturday, July 01, 2006

Sungguh Tinggi!

I am unloading the dishwasher
reaching up to place dishes into the upper cabinet
MTP watches me.

"Aja, how tall are you?"

"About 5 '6 and a half maybe, why?"

"Nah, I just realised you could reach the
upper cabinets, you're pretty tall for an asian person."

I look at her, bug eyed.

"Stereotypes!" she mutters, then apologises.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey at least they don't ask "How short are you?"
Hmmm at your height you should be among the tallest among your female friends...can be air stewardess in Asia if you like the jet setting stuff.. you'd make it easy...my friend measuring at about 5ft made it...

O.o!

Eaglet said...

You know, my girlfriends and manfriends actually love discussing this one, 'Aja As An Air Stewardess'

First Day

"Excuse me sir, would you like chicken or beef?"

"I like feesh, pleese."

Aja take deep, highly audible breath.

"I'm sorry sir, we only have chicken or beef."

"Feesh."

Glares, "Kanneh, are you fucking stupid? ah"

*Quits/Fired*

Anonymous said...

Aja as a dominatrix?

Anonymous said...

bardy, im disappointed. the only thing u can recommend aja does with her height is be an air stewardess?

what, do all women aspire to fly the friendly skies? if they weren't short they'd be going, "coffee, tea or me?"

sheesh.

Anonymous said...

Lets see...what else requires height? Modelling? Pfft. (no offence Aja) Female basketball? Pfft. You suggest something then.