Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Green Light

3 days ago, I sent daddy a missive
I told him that MTP would be going away
for a few days leaving me alone

with a very many bottles of wine
luring me cellarways

I felt he was the only one who would understand

Daddy wrote back
"Don't you touch her wine" he stressed
"Its a test...something something honour"

Daddy also mentioned at some point
that he told the maid I was here doing what she does
because it was the only way she could fathom
what I was doing

him seemed to find likening me to the maid
highly amusing

To think daddy would even think that I would touch the wine though!
Offended!

You see, I am not an alcoholic
what I do like is wine
not to glug, to savour
and after a long day, a glass of wine is to me
what masturbation is to some
(of course masturbation works for me too)
I just like a variety of things that work

So I was working up the courage to ask MTP
if I could buy my own wine and drink it at home
every once in awhile
and just as I was about to ask

MTP turned around and said
"Oh BTW, help yourself to the wine"

"Really?" says I

"Yeah, I have so much, some of it may even be getting bad
and I'm getting more at Christmas."

"But..but..maybe you should separate what I can drink
from what not," I sputtered
trying to keep from salivating

"No, just help yourself"

"No, seriously, you need to ration."

So she agreed, every day drinking wines on the shelf
and personal informant (me) to tell
her when supplies run low.

So daddy, don't you wish you were a 22 yr old girl
au pairing in Denmark now?

And do you share your wines with Kakak Sri?
=D

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is an intervention!

A.A. Houed Service Kontor
Thorsgade 59. III TV
DK-2200 Copenhagen, Denmark
Phone/Fax: 45-35-818531
Hotline: (215) 70-101224
E-mail: aa@anonyme-alkoholikere.dk
http://www.anonyme-alkoholikere.dk
=P

Anonymous said...

BTW when you come back (notice I didn't say IF - true Msians always come back) you can work for me. I'll pay in wine =P

Anonymous said...

chilean wine...

Julsgp said...

wah soo nice wine.. yummy...

ja i might come earlier than i thought,, will try call u tonight or tmrw okay?

Anonymous said...

I'm hurt...I thought you may find it useful someday so I was trying to be helpful...
*sulk*

Chun said...

okay...

this has no relation to your post but i just too malas to e-mail.

I've paid your police saman BUT i did not get a discount for ya coz I've been too busy running around the state and the polis fella always not around when I'm near the police hq.

so, it's the original RM150.

sorrie babe.

you can pay me when you're back in pg :)

Anonymous said...

muahahaha...ajang got done! and chilean wine as it was cheapo stuff in gen...

Anonymous said...

Someone translate what Kev said pls? I don't understand drunken hobo speak.

Meng said...

WINE PARTAYYYYY!!

Julsgp said...

Bard : Kev's said "muahahaha...ajang got done! and chilean wine as it was cheapo stuff in gen... "

After translation " haha, AJA got done! and Chilean Wine as it was cheap stuff in general."


but i dont understand what it meant

Eaglet said...

I don't understand either. Maybe its some down under slang...

Anonymous said...

if i wear a skirt can i get an au pairing assignment? ;)

kids guaranteed to be alcoholics.

Anonymous said...

Don't they speak ENGLISH down under? Yet somehow the Aussies manage to mangle it worse than the Brits. AND THEN Kev comes along...

Eaglet said...

nick: I think male au pairs also go la.

Kev: We still don't understand what you meant!