How Could I Resist This?

True or not?true or not?

You know you're addicted to coffee when

1. You can jump start your car without cables.
2. Your eyes stay open even when you sneeze.
3. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.
4. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
5. Instant coffee takes too long to make.
6. You don't sweat... you percolate.
7. You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
8. The only time you are standing still is during an earthquake!
9. All your kids are named Joe.
10. People get dizzy just watching you.
11. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
12. When someone asks 'How are you?' you say, 'Good to the last drop'.
13. You buy milk by the barrel.
14. You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the timer.
15. You chew on other people's fingernails.
16. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
17. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
18. You don't tan, you roast.
19. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
20. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
21. You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate.
22. You lick your coffeepot clean.
23. You name your cats Cream and Sugar.
24. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
25. You think being called a drip is a compliment.
26. You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
27. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
28. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
29. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
30. You take your morning coffee with you in the shower.
31. Your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.