Someone Please Shoot Me!

*Rant warning Rant Warning*

(Ooo er, as if the title isn't enough)

Motherfucking Penang Drivers

I tell thee..

they need to be fucking shot

the day is beautiful

the mood was fine

I even went to the hospital

and took someone neutral

to diffuse

my horrible temper

and its effects

upon dear mother

then I had to drive back.

and this goddamn taxi

drove 20km per hour

and stopped for no goddamn reason

in the middle of the road.

one car, once in a while,

its alright

but, in Penang, this shit happens every 5 minutes

no, make that 2 minutes

they turn without indicating

swerve out of nowhere

drive like its bloody sunday, everyday

motherfucker.

I swung around the taxi

stopped beside him

then gave a glowering stare

before I flipped him the bird

in classic Penang style.