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I am speaking to my mother on the phone
finalising the menu for the family dinner
celebrating the return of moi next week.

"So do you want anything from here?" I ask

"Yes, please, I would like boxers," she says

"Ok."

"Ja, you know what kind of boxers I want right?"

"Yeah mom, the cardboard ones right?"

Hehe. evil. If I was there, surely kena wallop across the head.