Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Cute Email I Received A Week Ago

Dear Miss Aja,

Thank you for choosing to travel with Bantum Travel & Tours.
We are pleased
to present to you your travel itinerary for your trip
with us from September
23 til October 9.

September 23-27 - Pangkor Laut Resort
The moment that you arrive at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport, a
private limousine (aka taxi) will whisk you away for 4 restful days at the
famous Pangkor Laut Resort.

There you will bask in the sun, drink Malibu

pineapple cocktails, and even participate in an authentic local wedding.
Don't forget the sunblock!

September 27 - Penang
From PLR, you will travel to the Pearl of the Orient, where you will have
one day's free and easy time to spend with your family and friends.
(actually dinner with my mother and family, have already forwarded the menu to her)

September 29-30 - KL, Dinner at Nero Vivo
After a day of catching up with loved ones, we will jet you away for an
exciting night in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia's city that never sleeps. First there will
be sumptuous SPA pampering by young chinese virgins, then after

dinner with celebrity plant manager UR at Nero Vivo, reknowned for it's
italian cuisine, you will spend an evening drinking and partying with
friends who have not seen you in yonks.

But don't stay up too late, though,
for you're heading right off again back
to Penang on the 915am flight on the
morning of Sept 30.

September 30 - Penang, GNO
What better way to spend an evening in the Pearl of the Orient than with your best girlfriends? Booze, babes and banter are the order of the
night as you paint the town red with some of your best friends! But save
something for tomorrow, for we have a surprise in store for you!

October 1 - Penang, Birthday party
Surprise surprise! On the agenda today is a celebration of your upcoming
birthday with some of your dearest friends. Expect to be wine and dined, and
presents galore! It will be a day to remember!

October 2-4 - Penang, Free & Easy
You must be pooped after 3 nights of constant partying. I know I am! So, for
the next 3 days, we have absolutely nothing planned for you. Take this time
to relax, unwind, and catch up with friends and family. This is also a good
opportunity to do shopping for your friends abroad at the scenic Batu Ferringhi.

October 5 - KL, Birthday dinner
Feeling fresh from 3 days worth of rest and relaxation, it's back off to KL
again, this time to celebrate your birthday with your friends in the
nation's capital. Don't expect to get much sleep as we are certain you will
be up til the wee hours of the morning catching up with dear friends.

October 6 - Drive up to Penang, Lunch in Indulgence
Today, our CEO, Mr Bantum, himself will personally chauffeur you back to
Penang in a snazzy italian sports saloon. Along the way, you will stop in
the sleepy town of Ipoh for lunch at Indulgence, a restaurant known for it's
fine fusion cuisine. After lunch, you will head straight back to Penang to
attend to May's pre-wedding matters.

October 7-8 - May's Wedding
Bantum Travel & Tours is known for its exciting travel itinerary, and
specially for you, we have planned not just one, but TWO weddings for you to
attend on this trip. Over the next two days, you will be escorted by Mr
Bantum himself at your good friend May's wedding.
Bring your best dress and
dancing shoes, it will be a blast!

October 9 - End of trip
Sadly, all good things must come to an end. After two hectic weeks of fun
and festivities, you will fly back to cold, dreary Wales filled with warm
memories of friends, family and food.
You will wonder when you can come back
again, but worry not for
Bantum Travel & Tours will always be only a
phonecall away!

Regards,

Mr. Bantum

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