It's Sunday And I Am Not Shaving

I write this while I await

a lift

to a boat

that will take me to Muka Head

and there I will while away my Sunday

by sand and by sea.

There's a slight stubble

on my shins

but like I said

Fuck that, its Sunday.

Yesterday Was A Very Special Day

It was a very special day

because for the very first time in my life

two weeks shy of twenty-two,

I awoke at six thirty am

from being passed out cold on the bathroom floor

the tile pattern embedded in my cheek

a few winey strands of chuck

caking my hair

still in my new 400 dollar dress

When I told May

she laughed til her sides hurt

she laughed so much I wanted to slap her

"Imagine you, prissy Aja, passed out on the toilet floor

in her flowy dress"

and later on, she proceeded to tell everyone

she crossed paths with

so I had to say it here.

Then we both agreed it would have made an awesome picture

maybe we'll reenact it.

So I guess in that respect,

the Dunhill party was a blast.

So many people to see

so much free alcohol

Bumped into Tina, asked her how come she was there

then she gave me this look

and said

"You invited me"

Ooops

Bumped into my ex

all suave in his suit

"stripes and stripes don't go sweetheart"

was what I said

He then proceeded to give me

too much information

on his new relationship

gag

The Dunhill people

told me that they weren't happy

cos the Penang crowd was not responding

anywhere close to how the KL crowd did

I said " Next time, make sure there's food,

Penang is all about free food, drinks not enough"

All in all though, I still preferred last year's.

To my defense ,

I wouldnt have gotten so

supremely sloshed

at the party

had I eaten more than one shrimp for dinner

and had I not chosen to act all macho

and gulp down the beer proffered

when the wine ran out..

when I awoke at half six

disgusted at myself

I had a hot shower

made me some tomyam mee

and tucked myself up in bed

with episode one of season three

of nip/tuck

Christian, I'm glad you're back.

I then fell asleep for an hour and a half

then got up and went to work for two hours!

ha, beat that bitch.

oh by the way,

no show down.

Obviously the ho just didn't make the cut.