Oh Brother!

My 5 year old brother bounds into the kitchen
where Daddy is supervising me
as I prepare the vongole sauce

"Daddy," he says urgently baring his teeth
"Daddy, do my teeth look like they're falling out?"

Daddy scrutinises worriedly
"No Brendon, why? Do they hurt?"

"Oh..erm.. no" face falls
"Just wanted to earn some extra money from the fairy"