Of Outback Boys & Island Girls

Okay, okay,

maybe I was a bit harsh on

the Outback Boys

can I blame it

on

PMS?

It was too!

Anyways Outback Boy

said goodbye nicely

while I was a bit mean

and after,

I felt terribly rude

and apologised

for saying

"So, do you expect me to give you a hug?"

in a horrible bitchy manner.

I just didn't like(hated) the fact

that he arrogantly assumed

that I wanted sleep with him

Sorry, orang ada class sikit okay?

We had fun in KL

Island Chicks & Outback Boys

fishing and hunting

in Velvet

OOooh yes...

the night was erm...eventful

emotional talks

transpired to

8 illusion shots each

whisky cokes reminiscent of diesel.

Soon I was behind the wheel

for the others wouldn't have been able to even

find the wheel

inching towards the roadblock

I roared

"Shut the fuck up"

silencing the hysterics and bushtalk.

Dropped them off in the outback,

promising to come back (with X fingers)

then hightailed to Bestari

with Vans drunkenly

shrieking

like a banshee crossed cow

applauding ecstatically

at my sideparking skills.

So we sit

and order tapau

while we wait

she slams her fist onto my wristful

of coloured glass bangles from little india

(just to see it they would break)

They did.

and after all that,

my meehoon goreng pedas

that I craved for months

was nowhere near as good

as when I first tasted it

when Jihn ordered.

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We whiled our Sunday away

(there wasn't much of it left by the time we awoke)

at Bodega Lounge

exercising our braincells

(after extensive alco abuse)

on 2 games of Scrabble (which I lost)

It is at 10 to 8

that we panickedly resurface from

our case of Boardgame Daze

to realise that we have forgotten

Tracy's Birthday Cake for

her SURPRISE birthday dinner

in 10 mins.

Now by forgotten I don't mean we:

(a) left the cake somewhere and forgot about it

(b) had ordered it and forgot to pick it up

I mean forgotten

like

-completely-

Like, her cake did not exist.

One is not meant to experience stress like that

on a Sunday.

But we sorted it out

being the utter geniuses that we are.

Damn nice somemore!

After a pleasant dinner

(if you call shattering my teeth

on beef ribs as tough as tractor tyres pleasant)

at (Surprise, Surprise) Outback Jack's

(in fact

our birthday girl

really was surprised!)

We contemplated a movie

but I had already seen Famous/Fabulous/Fantastic Four

(I had seen with a guy who was at that very moment

watching it again, with his 2nd date that Sunday

and pretending that he hadn't already seen it)

So off we went again

to La Bodega Lounge

Pictionary all the way..

Khan and I rocked!

and then

Vans and I played Scrabble

twice more

and I won by much more points then she did

so there!

brilliant end to the weekend I'd say (=