Incoming!!!!

What is with the influx of Aussie men?

Suddenly, they are everywhere

in Penang.

We all already know of one

but he's taken.

But now comes

his bestfriend

who will apparently

blow the others out of the water

can meh?

I don't know mate.

Last week at Ss

a bunch of guys from down-under

showed dancing skills that made people wonder

if it was called the GrassHopper

and then they open their mouths

and say something

I dont know what, I never know what

"My name's Brett" he said (i think)

but who knows?

could have been Rhett, Matt, Pat

cos their accents

are

really something else!

And so,

a prayer to the God of Hunks

next time around,

please can we have

tall, good-looking men

who smell nice

dance well

are not dodgy

and speak ENGLISH?

Thank You.