Monday, July 11, 2005

The Modern Day Caveman

Okay, I really don't mean to generalise
or slam you Aussie men to kingdom come,
(I know that you're not all like that,
that you're different when you fall,
I know that you're really decent inside)

but is there a starter-pack entitled "Malaysian Girls Are Easy"
that you receive at the
travel agent or airport that
we don't know about?

or are the girls back home so easy that
you come here thinking that we are as well?

I was asked
" How hard is this going to be?"
"Does this mean it will take all night for me to get a kiss?"
and it a bit dejavu-ee cos I was asked similar questions
by other aussie men
at different time/place/date.

I'm sorry but I definately do not come from that school.
I know that deep down inside,
some of you are very nice, responsible, intelligent etc
you're here on a short trip
you want to make the most of it *wink
so, since you don't really have time to get to know anyone
and blah blah...
you figure you should just go for the kill
right?

I don't know how this works here.

There are some girls, like me, who prefer a little class,
a little bit of genuine interest
respect.

then there are some girls
who don't give a damn about respect
and fling themselves at you because you're white.

Thats it.

Not because you're good-looking.
Nor because you're a nice person.
Not even because you have a big dick.
Only because you're white, and for some,
white symbolises: a way out
(and higher wages than the average Malaysian male).

But do you care?
Nope.
Not when there's pussy left, right and centre.

So how does this ever get resolved?

Some Asian girls have no self-respect
so Aussie men generalise and assume that
all Asian girls have no self-respect

and Asian girls with self-respect
generalise Aussie-men by their crass and shallow displays when
they show no respect
to those with self-respect
thingking they are one of those, who have none.

Confusing.

Normally, you go to a different country
and you try and project a good image of your country
but it's like they all just come here
and just let completely fucking loose
and become wild rutting animals.

Observations:
Bouncers are always more alert and antsy
when there's a pack of Aussie men around.
Deduction: They get rowdier than everyone else.
More often then not,
their uniform is faded jeans & surfer t-shirt with trainers.
(t-shirt changes, trainer and jeans, constant)

They are oblivious to the art of dancing sensually with a woman.

They are almost always rude to parking attendants and the like.
which could say alot for their overall character, lack of sensitivity
and respect for other people.

What makes them think they're any better?
Their skin colour?

An experiment to try the next time you spot
a rowdy, crass group of white men in the bar.
Ask 5 people of different races where they think those men are from
4 out of 5, if not all,
will give the same answer.
Because its not just Malaysians who've experienced this
its people all over.

They really need to learn some humility.
Other races have more respect for the people of the country that they are visiting
some are gentlemen with a genuine interest to get to know a person
whether as a friend or more.
Some are polite, discreet.
Some even make their moves after buying you a drink (;

And having said all this
wouldnt it be ironic
if I ended up marrying
an Aussie man?

* Sam is exempted

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