The Mysterious Disappearence Of Me

The wedding was beaut

but poor lil me was sooo tired

because last night,

we partied til 4

I mixed drinks of the types of four

and retched all over the street

before May tucked me in

oh how sweet!

So then today

we wake at 10

have brunch and leave at midday

zooming into KL at nearly four

before we got to Buttas

at nearly half four

Oh horror!

Cos the wedding started at 5

Quickly quickly we got

glammed and readied

Oh what a wedding!

It was held in the gardens of Ciao

Oh such beauty, oh such love

as we gazed teary eyed

at the bride and groom

"I wanna get married, I wanna get married"

echoed underneath the canopy

One bottle of wine later

at roughly 10 pm

"hand me your car keys"

said I to ah May

explaining that I was tired, tipsy and dizzy

I fell into slumber

waking up when the wedding party

moved to The Ivy

only to continue in slumber

In the car park that was scary.

I woke up

all fresh and doe-eyed

at about half one

to May tapping noisily on the window

finally I was ready, to let my hair down

"Cannot, babe..I'm fucked up, we're going home"

and so we went

me directing

her trying to wake up, by smoking

Miraculously, we got through the numerous road-blocks

and made it home

where she stripped completely

and tumbled into bed

a naked nymph

so angelic in her sleep.

(but not so, in real life)

So that's that.

My one night in KL

I spent sleeping in a huge, mother of a truck.

Pictures to come soon.