Overheard Beside Me

It's nearly 6, they boys are bored.

Ian: Luscious Labia...I think that sounds so good
Aja, if you ever become a wrestler...

"Voluptuous Vaginas!" butts in Aaron

Ian: What is vulva in plural

Aaron: Vulvi?

Iam: Rambunchtuous Rectums?

Aaron: Ascerbic Aureolas

" Gayle do you like my new shoes?"
I ask, lifting my leg up to show her the purty buttons

"Higher!Lift your leg higher, I can't see!"

They tell me I am going to miss this.