A Beng's Bitch

As Beng as he is, I fear I am being wooed
by a pro-woo-er

Last week when I was sick
home-made soup was delivered to my doorstep.

This week, this arrived.

There's the card, flowers, 45 pieces of fruit,
but most of all I like the honey.
To soothe my throat apparently.

I send the girls a mass missive:

I'm being wooed by a pro wooer.
Last night I went for dinner with the Beng
When I opened the car door, there was this huge basket of fruit, 2 red roses,
HONEY (to have in tea and soothe my throat!) a big red crepe paper bow,
and a sweet card.
HotouchingER.
He said he went to pick the fruit himself, and if it weren't for the
honey, I wouldn't believe him.
Anyway I told him the honey was a great touch and that he should
seriously write a book on how to woo and what to say.

Anyways. Obviously this isn't going to go anywhere because he's a Beng
and i will never be a Beng's bitch.
(the reasons are actually much more complicated)
hahahahahahahahahaha
but I'll enjoy the company.
And for now, I have fruit to last me a whole month.
SERIOUSLY. one fruit a day can last me 45 days. I counted. But obviously
it wont last so long la, because last night and today alone already 6
pieces.

Great for when I go to the toilet.
(=

The replies:
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Wahh what school did ah beng go to?? Must send all the guys there :)
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hahahahahahaha............
this gets better and better every time.....
can we officially call Aja "Ah Lian" now?
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I got i got Ah Beng..
he so Ah Beng until now they call him "John Beng"
He wears those flared at the end kinda jeans has a gold chain and gold
ring and says "wah lan ehhh"
i win!!!
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In every girl's lifetime, she should have a 'To Do' List.
And on that list, one of the numbers is 'Ah Beng'.
So, just geddit over and done with ,Ja!
kekekeekekkeekkeeke
>
so...any of you girls did an Ah beng before???
i did an AH KAW!
BEAT THAT!
from PAHAI!
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wah, HOsweetER although i have to say the BANANAS and the HANDWRITING is
> quite the AH BENG looking ler...
> kekekeke.
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I love my girlfriends!