He Says, She Says

She:I'm stuck in the bastard jam
He: Blueberry or Marmalade?
She: Definately marmalade, always marmalade
He: Mamalaid and here I am!

He: knock-knock
She: Who's there?
He: Blueberry
She: Blueberry who?
He: Blueberry More!

So, I'm stuck in the jam and laughing uncontrollably.
Children are trying to cross the road.

She: I'm trying to avoid children!
He: Yeah, so am I. Thinking of caning helps.

She: What is that scent you're wearing?
He: Scent o' Klaus