Why The Bee Is The Bomb

I do feel quite horrible, what with me being
the Bah!HumbugValentine'sDayMoaner
then noontime, the knocker falls
and its the same delivery man, who does all
my deliveries, the one who always asks
' Aja Nuh-Gerh?'

'Yes, it is I' said I as I flung the door wide
and eyed the gargantuan box at this feet
'Looks like someone loves you!' he announced, handing
me the box and flouncing off.

So yes, me being Bah!HumbugValentine'sDayMoaner
and the Bee being such a sweet romantic hopeful
made me feel jadedoldandwickedyscroogerytype
and feel bad. In a way that should use superlatives.

Maybe I was wrong, maybe Valentine's day isn't so
annoying after all =) Maybe the Bee is the best thing
since sliced bread.

Maybe he is, today. Or always.
Or sometimes always.

But today for sure.