He Says, She Says

He: So, do your flowers look nice? Are they alright?
I ordered them off the internet, so I was worried
they wouldn't be good.

Me: Yeah, they look great!
But, baby.....

He: Hmmm?

Me: Uh.......why did you choose purple roses?

He: PURPLE!?!

Me:...yeah, purple roses, thats what you got right?

He: ?!?!?

Me: Hahaha got you!

He: Baby, you are such a bitch.