The Bee woke me at 5 am-ish
"John Mayer just won a Grammy"
"Well of course," says I as though I was personally privy to
news from the John himself
Then the Bee tells me that John and Jessica Simpson
are now officially dating,
this is when I tell the Bee I am going back to sleep
and hang up.
Stupid bint. Jessica, not the Bee.
John too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: I look real ugly today!
The Bee:Can't you save your 'ugly' days
for when you go to French class?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today I ran down the stairs, slipped on the rug on the bottom
and fell flat out bruising myself
in not one, but three places.
Ouch =(
But all in all, its been a 'good news day' (;
"John Mayer just won a Grammy"
"Well of course," says I as though I was personally privy to
news from the John himself
Then the Bee tells me that John and Jessica Simpson
are now officially dating,
this is when I tell the Bee I am going back to sleep
and hang up.
Stupid bint. Jessica, not the Bee.
John too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: I look real ugly today!
The Bee:Can't you save your 'ugly' days
for when you go to French class?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today I ran down the stairs, slipped on the rug on the bottom
and fell flat out bruising myself
in not one, but three places.
Ouch =(
But all in all, its been a 'good news day' (;
6 comments:
Bimbo stole your man! I'll help ya jump her if you like...
Oh...about your fall..."Get well soon!"
Slayer won a Grammy too.
Des, Slayer?
Bahd: Whatever la, bet youd jump her eitherways. I shall try to get over these bruises.
Damn straight! They won a Grammy for best metal performance for their song Eyes of the Insane. Its about the psychological trauma soldiers have to cope with upon returning from tours. Its like Lily Allen and Snow Patrol on steroids.
You know...half a decade back I would have wanted to jump on her...but after Newlyweds revealed her for who she really is...and how she treated Nick...I wish she'd just shit in her hand and punch herself.
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