Thursday, October 27, 2005

What Are the Chances?

So today at 2.30pm
I have my granduncle's funeral to attend
it is likely to end at 5pm
and I will then rush to the wake
of a colleague's mother.

What are the odds?

After the wake I will have to rush to
make french lessons at 7.30
and when it ends at 9.30 I will make haste
to Batu Ferringhi to buy peace offerings
in the form of pirated DVDs
for Pangkor Laut dwellers

before 2.30 pm,
I must somehow finish all the work thats due

then after Batu Feringghi
I must write the 3 articles
that I owe the Bintang
The Boss just summoned me about commissioning me
to do a coffee-table book
and I have already agreed to do another one
I said okay anyway

No, Aja just doesn't know how to say 'no'

Care to swap lives?Anyone?
Anyone at all?

And here I am blogging.

S-M-U-T = smart


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow!!!

Btw, your word verification thingy is getting obscene. This one says - fakkus.

Eaglet said...

I guess the people behind Blogger arent getting any. Now I know why it's been so bitchy!

Eaglet said...

I guess the people behind Blogger arent getting any. Now I know why it's been so bitchy!

mob1900 said...

coffee-table book?
just entice your boss to read your blog, i'm sure he'll have lotsa ideas before the day is done.

then ask for royalty or revenue sharing, tsk, tsk.

Eaglet said...

Cannot. My bosses have enough of me already! Somemore wanna ask them to read my blog? Besides the other day I already said very loudly as one walked past " Gee, I hope we get BIG BONUSES this year" this was ten minutes after I hissed "Slavedriver!"

mob1900 said...

oh-oh, forgot to pass you this link
http://sinunpic.blogspot.com/

hilarious stuff from Lecram

Eaglet said...

thanks!