Today is a John Mayer Day

Last when I finally dived into Henry last night
it was pushing the witching hour
the weekend past didn't involve much sleep
and I, was determined to get some
I didn't set my alarm, put my phone on 'silent'
and slept.

This morning I forced my eyes open
after ignoring the continuous beeps signifying numerous
missed calls
the little bitch next door was yapping
I stretccched my limbs
wiped the sleep from my eyes
then I went out
and found that someone left this

outside my front door
I then said a drawn out
"Aiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooo"
quickly followed by
"Fuck."