Being Lulubelle: 2005

Friday, December 23, 2005

He Says, She Says

She: Will you please take some tarts back to the island for me?
He: Depends..how old are they and what are their names?
She: Well they are a 100, and theirs names are all pineapple.

What I Really Want For Christmas

Is for you people to learn how to bloody well
drive around the roundabout
is it really that hard?

To learn some courtesy on the road

To learn how to flick those sticks
on the right (or is it left haha) of your steering wheel to
signal when you're turning

To learn how not to illegally side park
on the busy main street in front of my house

Thats all I want
(I already have everything else)

Last night as I drove home from some Marlboro event
after bumping into some old old old friends
and excitedly discovering some spanking new bar/club places
(wah! Penang becoming quite the happening man) with Celyn,
some dick head swerved out in front of me
onto the lane on my right
and when I honked indignantly
he reacted by swerving towards me
causing me to swerve onto the curb/kerb on my left
fucker
he glanced back and I shook my fist
then he proceeded to turn into my apartment buiding
so I followed him la
press his arse

Then I thought
"What are you going to do Aja?"
Twist his ears and make him do a hundred squats?

so I sang christmas carols to calm myself
and let the dickhead go.

Biartttch. Damn lucky its Christmastime.

Silver Bells, Silver Bells!

Yay! Two more days!
Shopping is almost done.

Though just now I took mother
to get my sister's present
and because the old bat has the eye sight of a rat
(i'm kidding for gods sake loosen up!)
and I was only there to stand at the cashier
we ended up getting my sister a present
costing three times more
than everyone else in the family

No matter. She's a darling.

I think I've just about reached my quota for christmas carols
After all I've only been listening to them non-stop
for the past two weeks.

I've received two presents already!
I have not opened them
though I ve kinda
um, caressed them.

Christmas kinda takes away from the fact that
I have had no sex.

But HAH I have a new Ipod on the way!

Yuletide Poem

Hehe, following a "What are you getting for Xmas" thread
and whether there'd be any lingerie (there isnt)
with someone I barely know
this morning I received this:

Upon a star i'll wish one day,
Just to see you in your lingerie,
Sultry is you in silk negligee,
No eye candy but a grand buffet,
The time will come til then I say,
"Farewell, sweet siren from faraway."

Wait, does buffet mean I'm fat?

Thursday, December 22, 2005

And So..

Christmas comes, the year end looms.

Below, are the pictures that I've wanted to post from the past months
but never had the time to, its a shame though, I had
so much to say then, and now
well, now I just don't have the time.

Yesterday I skived and finally dived into
Christmas shopping
half of it is done, the rest will be soon!

I love this season, it thrills me so
and I hope it does you too

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Everyone!