What I Really Want For Christmas

Is for you people to learn how to bloody well
drive around the roundabout
is it really that hard?

To learn some courtesy on the road

To learn how to flick those sticks
on the right (or is it left haha) of your steering wheel to
signal when you're turning

To learn how not to illegally side park
on the busy main street in front of my house

Thats all I want
(I already have everything else)

Last night as I drove home from some Marlboro event
after bumping into some old old old friends
and excitedly discovering some spanking new bar/club places
(wah! Penang becoming quite the happening man) with Celyn,
some dick head swerved out in front of me
onto the lane on my right
and when I honked indignantly
he reacted by swerving towards me
causing me to swerve onto the curb/kerb on my left
fucker
he glanced back and I shook my fist
then he proceeded to turn into my apartment buiding
so I followed him la
press his arse

Then I thought
"What are you going to do Aja?"
Twist his ears and make him do a hundred squats?

so I sang christmas carols to calm myself
and let the dickhead go.

Biartttch. Damn lucky its Christmastime.