Funky Gooey Snotty Gayley..

And so, my colleague is back. She announces her coming with a big wad of slimy green snot.

AND I am trying to eat my muesli.

Boy am I glad to have her here!( not) BIarttttttchhhhh.

I've been upstaged today.

'But you write beautifully she says',
and suddenly, I can write no more.

I'm leaving my muesli untouched, in favour of a stick of Malboro Lights.