The Party

Living out here as we do,
the Bee and I can feel really removed from the world
or like we live in a different world, in fact the last
time we went out in Penang, my aunt looked at us and
said " You look like two people who haven't been out in civilisation
for awhile"

So naturally when Sports Illustrated SA and Bacardi held their wrap party here
I started to dress up.

It was when I leant over the bathroom sink, trying not to smudge
as I applied liquid eyeliner
when he swooped past me and slapped my naked butt-cheek
then he collapsed into a heap of hyena-like laughter as I tried to compose
my face and not blink.

Cow.