Why can't I just poo already?
Stress man.
oooh Weekend. oooh 17 girls out to town.
oooh crazy. ooh can't wait.
you are witnessing a come back people, a comeback.
Would be much better if I could poo though.
K gotta go to work.
Itriedeverythingevensquattingontheseatanditsnotworkingstress!
4 comments:
Well you can try stimulation...
If you have a bidet...use it. If you have one of those hose spray things...use it.
If not...err...use one of Mrs. Palmer's 5 daughters. =/
Poop...that's Dutch for poo...there you go...useless fact of the day.
While we're here though, poop is a pretty anti-climatic swear word isn't it? I mean, how can anyone POSSIBLY sound cool saying F%CKING POOP?
Anyway, that's the Dutch for you. I hope you agree with my take on their translation of shit, cos my housemate doesn't.
Real relevant Kev.
OI! Forgot you had this blog :)
...clearing my old emails and found it, lol.
Why am i using an earlier blog to reply? cos the 2 newer ones are scary. Hens night? and that corny smile(s) in the pic?...i really wouldnt have anything good to say! :P
Ill take the poo post, tyvm.
...and even then ive got nothing good to say...except that for a semi-serani its shameful that you cant poo on demand! disgraceful!
uhm...anyways...end of pointless hello/courtesy comment.
:D
-ed
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